• Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    2 days ago

    Here’s another one that might help you out:

    Warning ⚠️ ⚠️⚠️: fucking disturbing, full dead dove situation here.

    Back in the wild west days of the internets, a friend of mine discovered a forum for sounding. He decided he wanted to try it, and read some of the threads on the forum. What he neglected to do was to read any of the threads about beginners and safety. He just read a few things about what people were into, and then hopped directly online and ordered some stuff. remember, wild west of the internet era here. So, fast forward a while and he gets the packages delivered. He goes to his bedroom and he tries it out.

    He decided to start with a very small/thin rod, as he assumed that was best. What he got was a hard metal rod with no rounded tip and a little control box for electrical stimulation. He does what he does, and then turns on the electrics. At first, he’s enjoying it. Then he cranks that bitch up to 11, because he’s a teenaged idiot. He immediately spasms, jerking forward, and the sounding rod pokes/pierces him inside. He says it pierces his prostate, but when I googled it it seems more likely it was his urethral wall. Either way. He is now punctured, being zapped on his insides, naked, with an erection, and has fallen onto his bedroom floor. He is obviously making quite a bit of noise.

    His mother bursts in the room in a panic, and sees her son laying on the floor, with an erection, and wires coming out of his dick, in obvious pain. This is the part of the story I should probably mention that his mom is one of those Uber Christian black church ladies. You know the easter hat church ladies? That’s a normal Sunday for her. Every week, twice a week, she is at church in her finest finery.

    But, in the moment, she’s in mom mode, and only wants to help her baby. So she grabs hold of the wires that are attacking her child’s innards, and forcibly yoinks them out of her son.

    At which point he ejaculates. In front of his mother. And then drives him to the hospital.

    I only found out about this story 10 years or so after it happened, many, many after we had moved away from each other. I’ve had dinner with his mom. I’ve slept over at their house, and he at mine. I cannot imagine the all out lecture he got once she found out he wasn’t going to die. OMG

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        2 days ago

        I swear to God this wasn’t me. I’m not shy about sharing my fucked up sex stories. Lol. I’ll gladly regale you with the time I first bottomed, or when I nearly went to ER because of those damn metal balls lol

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      2 days ago

      Self, he explicitly warned you. And you took his advice for like five minutes and didn’t read it.

      Goddammit, Tanis.

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          1 day ago

          I heeded it for three hundred–count’em–three hundred seconds, thank you very much.

          Then I just had to make sure the dick tazer tasted like pain, I guess.

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            1 day ago

            I mean, honestly? Good job. Lol. I never heed the warnings at all. I regret it sometimes, most of the time I can just brush it off. The only one to ever truly hurt me, though, was that damn my little pony thing on reddit, and a similar one with a shoe box

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        I’ve genuinely never tried it. I’ve heard good things, but even before my buddy told me that story I worried about, like, infection. Is it good enough to do the research to do it safely? Lol

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          I’ve been sounding for 20 years, and uhh, to put it lightly I have been very lazy about general cleanliness and whatnot. Never had a single UTI. Its pretty hard to get a UTI as a guy.

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      2 days ago

      In the context of the internet wild west days, this is very tame.

      Miss those days before the normies took over.