Chris Remington@beehaw.orgM to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 2 months agoCampingbeehaw.orgimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down10
arrow-up140arrow-down1imageCampingbeehaw.orgChris Remington@beehaw.orgM to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 2 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squaredavehtaylor@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoMaybe it’s a misplaced modifier, like, the husband was with a squirrel, then she stabbed him. Or maybe she fashioned a dagger out of a squirrel carcass.
minus-squareramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoA shiv made from the bones of the squirrel? Or the squirrel was agitated from being picked up started biting him once shoved at him? Or anything with sufficient velocity does have the ability to pierce a body in most cases.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoOr she used a squirrel as a flail, holding the tail, causing the teeth to “stab” him
Maybe it’s a misplaced modifier, like, the husband was with a squirrel, then she stabbed him.
Or maybe she fashioned a dagger out of a squirrel carcass.
A shiv made from the bones of the squirrel? Or the squirrel was agitated from being picked up started biting him once shoved at him? Or anything with sufficient velocity does have the ability to pierce a body in most cases.
Or she used a squirrel as a flail, holding the tail, causing the teeth to “stab” him