Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 个月前Why yes of cou-lemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1856arrow-down114
arrow-up1842arrow-down1imageWhy yes of cou-lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 个月前message-square43fedilink
minus-squareMxM111@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·9 个月前Why would you do that with Mormons though?
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·9 个月前They said they’d give me a planet
minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前Well because maybe it’s a good thing to offer food to these kids who don’t really yet understand the folly of their cult beliefs. At least I can give them a cookie or something for their efforts.
minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前Umm…not sure anymore. Do vampires like cookies? If they’re nice they can come to my house and have a bite.
Why would you do that with Mormons though?
They said they’d give me a planet
Still, vampires are better.
Morons give out planets?
Well because maybe it’s a good thing to offer food to these kids who don’t really yet understand the folly of their cult beliefs. At least I can give them a cookie or something for their efforts.
We are talking about vampires, right?
Umm…not sure anymore. Do vampires like cookies? If they’re nice they can come to my house and have a bite.