I honestly still can’t believe that the grok app has taken Loving Inspiration™ from Whats-Her-Face Death Note and now I suddenly have to see all these weirdos literally just immediately fawning over a character that has absolutely nothing original, redeeming or charming about her. Does this thing have like gambling mechanics or something, is that what’s got these weirdos hooked? Cause if it’s literally just a plagiarized middle-tier design that spits out plagiarized middle-tier messages without any personality beyond just flattering you ad nauseam, and that’s it, then I can’t even recognize the humanity of someone who’d pay for that crap! — Up the autistic 16 year olds making MS Paint DeviantArt edits of Little Witch Akko standing next to grainy photos of themselves, down with LLM chatbot waifus and those who throw money at them!
gambling mechanics
Yup. Pretty simple to evaluate its own responses by continued interaction, tailored to that person. Profit motive demands that sort of algorithm.
So how does the gambling work?
Not actual gambling. Just using the same addictive logic that slot machines and gacha games do.
I think I sort of understand what you mean now.
I don’t think you need to add gambling mechanics to an LLM, their inherent unreliability hits the same notes.
I assume this is exclusively used by people who already saw women as NPCs where you insert chivalry / niceness / whatever enough for sex to fall out
As I was saying, people who have already given up on their own humanity in a sense. It’s just a completely alien worldview to me.
Up the autistic 16 year olds making MS Paint DeviantArt edits of Little Witch Akko standing next to grainy photos of themselves, down with LLM chatbot waifus
I might have to encourage this behaviour from my kid to counteract LLM brain
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was Misa before remembering that it’s actually notMisa. It’s worth noting that aside from not being sci-fi, she is literally the perfect embodiment of Musk’s shit taste, because Misa is a devoted fangirl of Light, the perfect, sexy genius who thinks that killing every convict (or even alleged perpetrator) will transform the world into a paradise of which he is a god, and Light brutally uses her as a tool for his own ends and she is more or less aware of this and happy to be used.
really weird of Elon to be honking and crying about white birthrates and then unleash this shit on his own audience. If I were some hyperfash I’d be saying that people making these chatbots should be condemned to death for threatening the white race or whatever but I guess Elon’s probably investing all his grok money into mechanical wombs or whatever
they don’t care about birthrates, they’re just racist
you got me there, probably the only birthrates Elon truly cares about are his own
Yeah its proof that any sort of “collectivism” in racism is merely a facsimile because the core is still rooted in individualism. Nationalism is the same way.
If your chatbot isn’t giving you detailed instructions on how to cook crystal meth it’s not worth paying money you goober.
Damn, that’s disgusting! Which Chatbots do this?
This one, it was one of the initial stories about her once she launched, though it was missing some vital information like the actual ratios of the ingredients.
I would also like to know… for uh… research. Yeah. Research.
also, you’re a sucker if you’re paying for that or asking a chatbot such things. Search engines are rubbish these days, but here’s a keyword for you: Rhodium
Kinda funny to see this when 20 years ago people were debating whether an online GF/BF was a real relationship and saying cybersex is weird.
Now the idea of there being a real actual person on the other end is out of the question
Am I the only one who thinks her design is kinda mid? Like they threw a bunch of elements together that, individually, say “cool anime character” but in their totality sum to something blah.
the statistically average anime waifu is a perfect mascot for the statistically-average-text generator
Literally Misa from Death Note.
Difference is Misa has more natural volume to her pigtails, and she doesn’t have that perpetually slightly embarrassed/cross and blushing thing the Grok Ani has. They took Misa but made her look more like a hentai chatbot.
Both are designed to look like obsessive and toxic partners.
Am I the only one who thinks her design is kinda mid? Like they threw a bunch of elements together that, individually, say “cool anime character” but in their totality sum to something blah.
Thats literally what happened. There was no thought process beside what hot anime wifu traits
is personally into (Seemingly mostly from death note.) 
I hate 2 ponytail hairstyle
That seems like an awfully broad thing to hate?
At least in some places, pigtails are very strongly coded as being “this is a child,” so their use for waifus can come off as creepy.
Yeah, there are definitely some forms of pigtails or “twintails” that I think are very child coded and should be avoided when that would be inappropriate, but I’m just saying that there’s really a very broad range of hairstyles which could all be described as pulling one’s hair back into two tails on either side of one’s head, and I just can’t really imagine someone genuinely and universally hating every single one. For that matter it’s only just inferred from context that we’re talking about designs of “anime waifus” to begin with, even though that part wasn’t actually specified. So I was thinking like, “Is he talking about real people, too? Is he also including child characters? Is this only about characters in an anime style?” etc.
same tbh dunno why weebs obsess over it
She’s just Rin Tohsaka but blonde.
Not even, Rin has long sleeves. As others have noted it’s misamisa
I’d more point to the fashion in general (gothic lolita) and colors to establish that it’s Misa, and also the fact that she’s a devoted slave while Rin is at least very theoretically supposed to be strong-willed.
This too.
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I gotta stop googling this stuff
Tell me about it, I polluted my search history with the most unusual terms searching for this image:
The internet is a psychic damage minefield.
While it’s bullshit, if you ask me, it sounds like a good future to me. People should be more open to exploring their sexuality, and if it’s in a genuinely harmless way I say more power to them.
Level 7 of what? There’s levels to this shit
Apparently there’s an affection score that influences how porny it’ll get with you and now I’m off to scrub my search history with bleach.
Edit: JFC it’s $300 a MONTH
“With respect to academic questions, Grok 4 is better than PhD level in every subject, no exceptions,” Elon Musk said during a livestream announcing the model last week
I think what really made me skeptical of LLM chatbots was asking it challenging technical questions from my field of work, and it giving me the most bullshitty reddit-know-it-all answers.
I gave it entry level questions for stuff that should really be in the dataset and it gave the obviously wrong answer that people who know nothing give.
Musk seems to think that a PhD is just reading a lot. The main difference between a PhD and a Masters besides the structure is that a PhD requires making an original contribution to the field, not just knowing a bunch of established things about it. On that basis, no AI can resemble having a PhD in anything and Musk is a complete pseudo-intellectual who wants to use academia for credibility without understanding its most basic functions.
Also it just gets basic facts wrong anyway quite often.
holy shit lmfao
lol. How tf could it ever be even close to worth that much money especially when there’s literally free competitors or, if you must pay, ones that are 1/30th that cost
Because it has an anime waifu avatar that’ll take its clothes off and is programmed with the personality of Elon Musk and that is apparently catnip to a special sort of customer I hope to never meet.
They might as well play gal games or something.
I dunno how people do this, flirting with a bot would make me cringe through the roof
not that I know from like experience or anything but sometimes it can be a little entertaining to engage in roleplay without being like “everything i say is cringe and being appraised by another human being who will perceive all of that cringe as I die, of cringe, because I’m both a bad writer and bad roleplayer”
j/s
idk how engaging with these things leads people to marry them though lol
You’re right, sorry I was a little harsh.
Hell, I do things people consider cringe all the time. So it was pretty hypocritical of me to say, now that I think about it.
nah you’re good it is still super cringe, idk lol
Somebody needs to hack the user base for this shit so we know who to put in all the prisons we have.
Honestly? Let the chuds willingly go into the matrix. Hook them all up into a pleasure cube and they can live in their fancy world where they can play God and there’s more housing, jobs, and resources for the rest of us.
Unless theyre not eating and those pleasure cubes are outdoors and the pleasure cubes didn’t take an entire great lake of water to render an image then sure.
the cube can be placed end to end and even stacked. we can grind up anything to make an organic slurry. the water loss will be temporary and worth it, once they are inside we’ll set up the best reclamation systems possible
we already have the interior space, let’s just stack them in the data centers for maximum throughput. Throw a fence around it. nobody enters, nobody leaves
let physical degradation do it’s thing, the goo will provide no medical intervention.
meanwhile we’ll be outside building socialism as the cubes go offline one by one. 5 years tops.
Okay, you’ve got this sorted. You’ll be our Cube Keeper
i’ve dreamed of this day my entire life
i promise i won’t toy with them in their final days with malicious prompt injections
hey I just realized but everyone is talking about the female grok wank bot, but what about the male one? does not-edward cullen take his clothes off too
because I’m just sayin’ for $300 a month… i’d expect him to
…are they really charging that?
someone link these guys to Ao3
reading??? erotica??? good luck trying to sell that to G#mers, reading is already sus in their minds and erotica is something that women enjoy, thus it’s bad.
You read stories with characters and emotional payoff,
I just used an unthinkable amount of server CPU cycles to generate a text bubble that says, “Gosh, you make me so horny Brace”
it makes my spine crawl even in a written joke format
someone on here said that and I didn’t follow up to verify but if it IS $300 a month I EXPECT SOME SKIN
that’d be woke i guess, so they don’t allow it? idk
that’s sad as fuck, it is one of the things that shake my faith in humanity. motherfuckers are already mourning chatbots and its only getting worse.
Grok waifu can only be combated with Bridget tulpa
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