"Everybody wishes their body had completely different (smaller) proportions, that’s completely normal.
Everybody is uncomfortable with body hair, it’s just super normalized to not say/do anything about it.
It’s completely normal to not relate all that well with other dudes.
It’s completely normal to react to other dudes being jealous of [insert masculine feature] (giggity) with a halfhearted chuckle, then divert the conversation."
"Everybody wishes their body had completely different (smaller) proportions, that’s completely normal.
Everybody is uncomfortable with body hair, it’s just super normalized to not say/do anything about it.
It’s completely normal to not relate all that well with other dudes.
It’s completely normal to react to other dudes being jealous of [insert masculine feature] (giggity) with a halfhearted chuckle, then divert the conversation."