To be fair if someone yelled “good morning officer” I’d look up too, because that’s just a weird thing to hear and I’d want to know where the cops were.
Fair, but you’ve gotta admit that guy is either a cop or a youth pastor
Also fair, the unique combo of boombox, shorts, air jordan tee and pulled up socks is particularly uncanny. I would’ve assumed the boombox had been sitting in an evidence locker since 1982 if it wasn’t for the blue LEDs.
Hello fellow fare jumpers, please look directly into my hat and speak clearly!
You’re a loose cannon, Officer Meow Meow McFuzzyface.
LMAO is that a boombox?!
Bro is stuck in 1984
It a double cassette player. Word.
tapehead knowledge of yore says double the decks means half the quality
His socks are pulled up too high to not be a narc
Bunched up socks are just uncomfortable
As a firm believer that snitches get stitches, 100% this.
Although I dont do it like this guy, I just buy shorter socks.
Just above the ankle cut for me, thanks.
Nope mid shin or barefoot
What I don’t get is why doesn’t MTA NYC just fix their fucking turnstiles to stop fare dodging?!
But then they don’t get to use force and cherry pick who they persecute.
And then you have Austria where that just doesn’t exist, there are just periodical controls in the vehicles or when coming out lol. In my entire life I was checked maybe three or four times!
legit thought this was scout tf2
i did too and got confused about the boombox
And his name? John Titor
That’s not an IBM 5100…
An unprompted steins;gate reference in the wild? Amazing
I have to assume the bars are covering up the sweatband that is surely on his wrist.
Looks like my old boss kafir
