Maybe because it makes your couch smell like feet? I honestly don’t understand etiquette either.

99% of “normal etiquette” is just a bunch of outdated rules that make no sense. If even the “return to tradition” crowd is starting to feel comfortable wearing hats to church, it may be a sign that nature is healing.

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

I figured it wasn’t dyshidrosis, but after reading about your experience I am definitely giving it more consideration.

lol

Maybe… Can athlete’s foot last for longer than a year without spreading to a different part of the body?

Men should pour all their energy into their job, so they can earn money to support their family with. Men should not worry about spending enough time with their children, as working hard is the best way to show them that you care about them. Besides, being with children is what women are there for.

The result of this idea is that there are now a metric fuckton of movies about workaholic dads who don’t show up to their sons’ baseball games, only for contrived magical realism events to change their minds and convince them that family is more important.

He was actually behind the times, he didn’t realize it was already ancient

iirc this was partially ai generated, back when the hot new thing was ai generated greentexts

one of our most open minded presidents

this is the second c/196 post I made in a row involving a kennedy

As someone who is raised Catholic I hereby give you all permission to do this

I feel like there’s a “remove kebab” joke in here somewhere, but I’m not clever or racially sensitive enough to make it.

ah yes, the acoustic bike, famous for its sound amplification

We need more ancient Chinese history memes

I guess you could say it was a smashing success

I’m just gonna say “death to _” about anything that mildly annoys me now

yes!!! 😊

this is the bug equivalent of those memes about wolves becoming pugs

west vagina