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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Man Cuts Back From 6 Normal Beers Per Day To 3 Huge Ones

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Man Cuts Back From 6 Normal Beers Per Day To 3 Huge Ones

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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BRAINERD, MN—Admitting that it was finally time to grow up and start making healthy life choices, local man Russell McGrath told reporters Monday that he was cutting back from drinking six normal beers a day and would now just drink three huge ones. “While it may have been fine back in my 20s, drinking a […]
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    3 months ago

    High abv is not designed for “drinking” never was lol

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