Nitrogen content in your piss is pretty high and can end up killing your grass in excess. It looks like OP’s husband pisses in two spots right beside the stairs so the nitrogen will accumulate there.
Judging by the shrubs there could be a little garden down there the wife cares about, or she wants the habit cut so there’s not a yellow splotch that guests are being funneled between.
In the original POST, OP says that it’s killing the shrubs down there.
Suggestions included making a designated piss spot or moving the shrubs. Not, you know, just respecting your wife enough to not piss off the deck if asked.
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Probably smells like piss
If it walks like piss, smells like piss, it’s definitely a duck.
Who are you so wise in the way of science?
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why would you doubt that?
were you pissing on the same spot everyday repetitively without anyone complaining?
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this guy piss
I have. Doesn’t smell (not just according to me)
Nitrogen content in your piss is pretty high and can end up killing your grass in excess. It looks like OP’s husband pisses in two spots right beside the stairs so the nitrogen will accumulate there.
Judging by the shrubs there could be a little garden down there the wife cares about, or she wants the habit cut so there’s not a yellow splotch that guests are being funneled between.
… Or plain old prudery. Who truly knows~
Jealousy
Probably just seems nasty or something
In the original POST, OP says that it’s killing the shrubs down there.
Suggestions included making a designated piss spot or moving the shrubs. Not, you know, just respecting your wife enough to not piss off the deck if asked.