The good thing about this is that I will never attract these guys.
Tell me about your philtrum.
It… exists
Wrong answer! You’re a -10/10, now you will never know my girth
That’s fine, I know my own
Party on, girth.
Congrats! You don’t have fetal alcohol syndrome!
Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.
What do you do?
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Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.
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Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.
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Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.
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Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.
I am bored all of these are acceptable answers…
I’ll take the d20 roll
you rolled 19 + modifiers
I’m gonna be honest, I have no idea what that means
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This is satire, right?
right?
It’s not. That subreddit is garbage. The mods legit ban people if the user rates people higher than the mod wants.
Let them put themselves on the rating scale see how they fuckin do
Although their “primer” for men is probably about tilt angle of trilby, number of chins, and consistent neck hair within 3-5mm
You could present those guys with a supermodel or the fucking platonic ideal of a woman and they would go “that’s 7.1 at most, stop overrating”
MFers out here rating women like they’re dogs at fucking crufts
I’m tentatively giving her an 8 but I need to see the MRI and CT scan to be certain.
No way, please tell me that subreddit is satire 😱
nah unfortunately it’s a safe space for incels
Is that why the text they wrote was so disturbing to read? Have they lived in an echo chamber for so long that they think it’s okay to talk about a person like they’re a cadaver. F’ing creepy
