• Prethoryn Overmind@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.

    What do you do?

    1. Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.

    2. Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.

    3. Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.

    4. Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.

    I am bored all of these are acceptable answers…