I’ve never watched that show, and probably never will just because everyone on 
is always like 
LE SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA? EPIC WIN, LET’S POST OUR FAVORITE QUOTES! 
Always Sunny is great, but yeah I can’t fucking stand redditors and their annoying habit of constantly shoving “le epic teebee show quote haha upvotes to the left” into the conversation no matter how irrelevant they are to the topic at hand due to their unending need to be seen as part of an in-group.
IS THAT A $show REFERENCE? AN UPVOTE FOR YOU GOOD SIR
The predictable responses are somehow even more annoying than the predictable reference. There’s been a lot of talk lately about bots taking over the internet, dead internet theory, AI - written comments, and so on. Bots rising to the intelligence of humans. But redditors are determined to dumb themselves down to the level of bots.
There’s an enormous swath of the population who believe the height of comedy is repeating a 15 year old joke out of context
Add “you can’t say that on TV these days thanks to cancel culture!” Fucking insufferable.
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can’t melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
This comment makes me believe in power words and linguistic spell casting
Oh my Jesus, it’s 2015 all over again
“Thanks for the gold kind stranger!”
I know this is an amalgamation of many shitty pastas, but I still kind of want to hit you with a tire iron
That’s a perfectly understandable response tbh.
You can tell this is outdated since there’s nothing about social credit or Winnie the Pooh.
Those haven’t been added to this list because they are still considered peak comedy
Putler too
