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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 23 hours ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE??? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE! WHO WANTS COFFEE?

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DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE??? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE! WHO WANTS COFFEE?

EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 23 hours ago
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  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    19 hours ago

    Coffee makes my heart pound but I’ll share my monster with ya

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      17 hours ago

      DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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        17 hours ago

        …no…not thank you kitty-birthday-sad

        • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          17 hours ago

          I JUST MADE COFFEE, DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

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            17 hours ago

            Ok ok, just a little please!

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              16 hours ago

              WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      18 hours ago

      Aren’t they both caffeine? How does your heart know the difference?

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        I think the extra things in monster help make me less jittery. Not really sure, but its absolutely a thing i notice about myself

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