I’m pretty certain it’s not just coffee at this point…
Pour over or French press or disgusto-matic
I’m a brand hog, what brand of coffee?
It neess to be Zapatistas
coffee sounds good
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhh
Can I get – you know what nevermind
DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!
You know what, I’ll take some for the novelty of it
WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!
No thanks, I just cut caffeine.
DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? WHO WANTS COFFEE?
I would like some cawfee
coffee tastes like poop so no i would take tea if you have some
WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE!
stimulants are for the weak. In fact, I take ambien in the morning to make my jog to work more challenging. When the revolution comes I will be ready.
WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEEE?
Coffee makes my heart pound but I’ll share my monster with ya
DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?
…no…not thank you
I JUST MADE COFFEE, DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?
Ok ok, just a little please!
WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!
Aren’t they both caffeine? How does your heart know the difference?
I think the extra things in monster help make me less jittery. Not really sure, but its absolutely a thing i notice about myself
You mean covfefe?
HEY WHO WANTS COFFE- I JUST MADE COFFEE!
I’m having easter dinner flashbacks now
WHO WANTS COFFEE? DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?
I can’t have coffee this late, I won’t be able to sleep until 2031
DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!
Do you have tea?
DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?
