“Devised” makes it sound real sophisticated like.
And they say Texas has more freedom or whatever
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? Having an Easter egg hunt? A dank Easter egg hunt???
This is democrrracy manifest
Based. Coincidentally, I ate a marijuana last evening, it was very nice.
man accused of being cool in Texas, a state that has spent its entire corrupt existence stealing and pooling resources to obliterate everything cool.
Man accused of having a jolly good time
Felony for five eggs containing a combined 7 grams of weed.
Taxpayers paying $65,000+ a year for several years to jail a guy giving away a substance legally available to purchase a few hundred km away…for at most 20 people-hours of stoned time.
The Cannabis laws in Texas are an absolute joke right now, I can walk 10 minutes to a local vape store and buy an ounce of “THC-a Hemp” that is completely indistinguishable from flower in a legal state. The only difference being that Texas is almost wholly unregulated, and The state is unable to collect extra tax revenue.
The legislature has made this one of their highest priorities, and it’s probably going away. For now though, there’s a very good chance that whatever was in those Easter eggs is actually perfectly legal under Texan law.
make this guy the president
As a Texas resident, how else were people supposed to celebrate Easter and 4/20 at the same time, especially given the bird flu crisis?
His mistake was not living in a white neighborhood (probably).
Let the man live
“devising”
Another reason why Texas sucks
Dude there’s an Instagram account in my area that does this and everyone follows them in case they’ll get it
Dudes rock
