I want that guitar pedal

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

Makes sense, that’s such a Taurus thing to do

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

what the hell

I play to fuck

Not for story enrichment

This is bullshit

Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…

Don’t blame me, I deleted all my social media years ago. Now, I’m just using it for my crippling addiction to pornography

They’ve finally found more money?

What was it? I wish I had a limited edition pmjv typo. It could be worth DOZENS of dollar on ebay

Oh god whatever you do, DO NOT search for Valkyrie Drive, it’s a trap. It’s filled with lures of lesbian softcore hentai and dubious morals, but fails to deliver ANY message for gun control reform OR firearm safety.

I wonder if the oversized daemon baby prefers Danzig or Graves records

Disturbed - Down With The Sickness

how very submissive and breedable of you to say

Here’s a neat trick, just draw a viola then make it slightly smaller

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

$2.7 MILLION dollars!? Holy shit, that’s almost enough to buy a house there!