She’s not a Targaryan. We don’t give a fuck.

https://mashable.com/article/smartphone-biometrics-dead-body-touch-id-face-id

Might be outdated, though

It is hit or miss. The fingerprint button is also looking for the electrical signals of a living person. Apparently, that doesn’t end immediately upon death.

I’m partial to the tufted titmouse

The only thing I ever saw break my kids’ device spell was the Grand Canyon. When we walked up to it, my son was stunned and said, “Whoa, what happened?”

If I’m ever on a jury for a case that relies on police testimony as its lynchpin, I’ll hang it single handedly if I have to. Show me some evidence.

Can’t be compelled to testify against a spouse

If you’re into moody shit, check out Angel Olson’s cover of this song.

Well, “fine” is debatable when describing Jeanine Pirro