uSSRI [he/him]

“D’æ” for me

“So it’s like a really wide river? You can’t see the other side, and it’s salty? Yeah right. I’m gonna go shoot some rocks. Good luck lady.”

Ben Franklin redemption

My sperms are forged in the fires of hells testicle! They could fertilize the sun!

Me and my friend taking 5-6 hours playing dark souls 1 and never even making it to the second bonfire, thinking the game takes place entirely within that first castle area, lmaoooo

Seems like it lol hell yeah

Civ 6/7 works really well, tried Vicky3 and it’s too much for the decks screen

Dave the Diver so good on the deck

I remember the browser based kingdom of loathing

Close eye visuals and auditory hallucinations. If I concentrate it’s like I’m hearing some classic rock band that never existed playing suuuuuper quiet and muffled.

America is a land of contrasts

Mmmmmm…quadsub…

There are plenty of military jet fly bys at major sporting events pretty frequently, that’s like a tiny air parade lol

Nah human names on animals stinks you’re right. You can name them anything you want, why pick plain old ‘steve’ instead of like ‘pancake’ or something cool

Missile crisis 2: teen al qaeda boogaloo

It straight up contributed to the end of a relationship for me. Speech patterns/humor/knowledge all became tiktoked. It sucked.

They should totally be split into a left and right emoji so you can change and showcase the clown ideas

do Creepers have nipples?

You just can’t beat a show with people taking shelter in stalins mustache