I’m sorry for reminding you of your pain.

Remi. We adopted him from someone who was leaving the state. He came with the name, but I didn’t dislike it. Thank you for asking.

I hope you’re with your puppy another fourteen years.

My emotions are being stupid and I certainly can’t explain them, but your username was a shocking comfort. Thank you for both that and your comment.

Thank you for the link and information!

Hey, this almost exactly matches my situation. Neat.

I’m nowhere close by and would be grateful for an explanation.

Your code may suck, but your reviews are fantastic.

You misspelled “Colbyyyyyy,” just FYI.

I think “Meatloaf” is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

Zed access sounds a lot cooler and more scifi than z axis.

Supposedly, on any of the many occasions when archaeologists have found what is clearly an antique dildo, tradition advised labeling them something like “ceremonial relic.”

https://youtu.be/GlTEjlHXXkw

That is an excellent point.

My wife used to do that.

Then when we had a newborn/infant, they would lay on my belly and fall asleep to the rhythm of my breathing.

Then when the kid was a bit older, but still little enough that I could hold them and rock them, I would sing some songs while artificially deepening my voice and rocking them. They fell asleep so fast almost every time. Their favorite / the most effective were
Little Bird Little Bird
and especially
Love Street

Unfortunately, neither of those really work anymore - still, listening to them again to make sure I was remembering the right ones put a memory lump in my throat. Especially because both wife and daughter just left for a weekend beach trip.

Maybe this wouldn’t be a good time to put on Futurama …

Give whirled peas a chance.

My first house was in a town where the hall of records burned down in 1920. Which means that no one still around knows when anything older was actually built, butofficially everything older was built in 1920.

They really should have included that storyline in Power Rangers, TBH.

He was.

I remember only because at the time they were advertising that the green power ranger would be getting a power upgrade and I said to my older brother that I bet he would become the white power ranger (not being aware of the connotations at the time, nor anything else other than the kid’s show).

He said that wasn’t possible. How would they display the trademark white diamonds, he asked? It still boggles my mind that that was his only reasoning.

Does Agent Venom count? I’ve only read a little about the character, but enjoyed what I saw.

In - I think - the first issue, he ends up carrying an armed grenade in his mouth for most of it; I remember there being some pretty funny quips about it.