TheForkOfDamocles

Conservatives: “Let the free market decide!”

Also conservatives: “Not like that.”

How so?

Huh. That’s actually the one that sprang to mind, but all this time I thought those were the same creator. 😄

In that case, “a lot” instead of alot. I might as well put The Oatmeal’s excellent guide here.

Pseudo-obligatory Johnathan Frakes asking What the Hell…?

It gives me great pleasure that I requested this montage on reddit and General Pedrowsky compiled it within just a few hours.

Is it just missing the t in at? I’m still confused.

Is “Riking” the Maneuver or lady-killing?

I’ll do something, alright! Those aren’t “neck decorations”. They’re rank pips.

This almost made me spit out my breakfast from laughing. Back in the early 2000s, one of my students discovered He-Man and found Fisto to be the most hilariously unintentional—maybe—double entendre in the history of the universe. He was a drummer, and went on to name his bass drum pedal Fisto.

Don’t bring “don’t brings” to Risa.