The ability ‘orgasm’ is on cool down.

Some guys think of sex like a video game I’m sure XD

Not too mention the scary browser warnings. It’s not a good look tbh if this is your portfolio. Lots of great considerations and tips here already though.

Push pop, backwards.

Genuinely curious, what about all the women that voted orange?

Still a ton of devices with no c port. Even if op went that route they’d likely have to keep an adapter around too. I recently picked up a hybrid A/C drive. Using the C port side always feels like it’s gonna just snap off lol.

I was reading this as in the stapler is an Excalibur level stapler - hence it went through steel XD

Oh for sure. I was not expecting bullseye aim I’m able to get, but I wasn’t expecting it to be several feet off course lol.

As an aside to other replies in this, it very much is a learned skill. Having potty trained my son, it’s a skill very taken for granted. I think most men are able to piss in the dark without making any or very little mess. Especially in their own home(house layout familiarity akin to a blind person).

Tried this once, wife’s aim was terrible. Was years ago, may try again at some point XD

Wait til next month…

Costumes are made by RPG artists 😄 /s?

Maybe if we stopped electing clowns…

At least the episode with music from Pantera!

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Are there coed showers?

Idk, worst I get is about 5 seconds of silence

I still use it, often. And no ads either with wireguard going to my pi-hole.

Ive been tempted to setup a Honeypot like this lol

True horrors

Like, that’s what vpns and jump boxes are for at the very least.

It’s what it smells like