I’ve heard he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

Fox Monks – Fonks.

[x] Dumb
[x] Panicked

Ut oh, me too :(

It’s more like a game of 4-D chess being played by two of the stupidest nepo-babies on Earth.

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I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.

LIDAR diodes > pineapple

Pon farr.

😳

Poop and shit?

This guy thinks I got two buttholes over here!

Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

Ben: “Well – finally some peace and quiet.”

I’ve always thought a Jedi could do amazing things with a blaster. If they have to have a light saber, then just put the blaster in their other hand. Best of both worlds?

(Or just stop your enemy’s heart with your mind. Or use your super-fast running abilities to jab a fork in your enemy’s eye or something.)

“Don’t worry Anikin, I’ve set my saber to ‘joy buzzer’ strength.”

Soccer? Football? What does–

Oh! You mean fútbol!

“And she was a good friend.”

Uh… is Vine still around? 😓