“You have much pain… share it with me.”

“I teleported home one night, With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie’s heart away, And I got Sidney’s leg.” - The Teleportation Blues

“You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt.”

Tonight we dice in hell.

Nice! I’m going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who’s opposite page…

“Future Farmers of America”

“It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now.”

I’m interested enough in this game to pick it up when it comes out, but I have to admit that I didn’t finish the first one. I liked it well enough, but my interest in it just petered out over time, and at some point, I just never came back to it. I hope that “i” will be a little more compelling. Either that, or I hope my attention span has increased over the last ten years!

Hold my 401k, I’m goin’ in!

“Replicator, give me a slice of mushroom pizza.”

“Hot or cold.”

“Hot.”

“Space-warping travel mushrooms or the ones that grow on old logs.”

“Uh, the log ones I guess.”

“Coward.”

Speed and Velocity w/ Marty Beller - They Might Be Giants

Nailed it.

“Dammit kid, take the deal – we really need that cream cheese back here.”

I just tried it out, here’s what I got:

…or surgeons who perform surgery in their free time.

I suspect surgeons doing surgery in their off hours wouldn’t be just weird, but also very creepy.