sourquincelog [he/him]

President elect Trump and Senate minority leader schumer, notable for being from parties that claim the other is the enemy

“we’re giving them a few more weeks to starve more people out before we ‘admonish’ them for starving people”

Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US

At around 13, with no experience outside knowing how to ride a bike, attempted a 6 foot BMX bike jump, the kind with a near-verticle lip. After two bailed attempts, I committed to MORE SPEED on the third try. I went straight up, couldn’t position the bike forward, and fell directly backward onto my unhelmeted head and back onto packed dirt and gravel. Always kind of felt dumber, slower after that day

Did I miss raktajino?

Edit: I did not, raktajino snubbed

we were inspired by the corporate motto, “Don’t be evil”

No you’ve got this all screwed up. It’s supposed to say…“Don’t, be evil”

Just put it in the replicator

drinking raktajino on the swing shift

If you mean top right, it seems like that’s the #1 pussy getter