No lie.

Who cares? You can buy ammo in plenty of places and most of us buy it online for the deep discount.

The AI is for age verification or this idea would never fly.

Same reason as any other vending machine, impulse buys.

Well, yeah? Tax stamps have pretty much always been required, and yes, on illegal weed.

https://norml.org/laws/tax-stamps/

https://taxpolicycenter.org/taxvox/why-do-states-tax-illegal-drugs

What makes you think working people weren’t healthy 100-years ago? As to why you think she looks healthy, she’s not fat as fuck.

Here’s NYC, 11-years previous. What do we see? I see a thriving society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UERgaTAPKb4

What we won’t see is a single fat fuck. And no one can argue this is some sort of suffering, starving society. FFS, they’re actively building skyscrapers, pushing tech to the limit.

More likely, From Dusk Til Dawn we’re hearing:

“All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!”

Or, the “we got dick” version.

Love it when the frogs go off at night.

“Fuck ME! Pick ME! Pick me! Fuck me fuck me fuck me.”

NW Florida, very conservative. Saw one in Taco Bell a month ago. Before that it had been a couple of years.

These are pricey, but you will be happy. Got these 4-years ago and they’re strong, soft, no holes.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08DMVRTG9/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

What gun registration? I have 40-some guns. The cops have no database to find that information.

Do you think the cops have records of the guns you own?! Jesus Christ…

In baggies?! Tarantulas are notoriously fragile. How was that supposed to work?!

Not a “known” serial killer, but it wouldn’t surprise me if this guy killed more than the one woman he ate and raped (her corpse):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

Buddy of mine picked up old washers and dryers for free or close enough. Fixed and flipped 'em on eBay marketplace. Made several hundred a week.

The genius is that those appliances are easy to work on and usually have compatible parts. I went over to get a part from him and there were only 2 that fit all American washers.

I used to pick up vacuum cleaners on my paper route. Got stoned at night and cleaned them, maybe added a new belt and bag, perfect. Sold for $20 a pop. (This was in the 90s).

Another friend used to go out with her husband early on trash days and pick up free stuff by the road. Had a garage sale every Saturday, 6-7 hours tops, made $300-$400. “We take our neighbor’s trash and sell it back to them!”

Footfall nails this. Aliens show up and drop rocks on us from orbit. The reason we prevail is the only plot I’ve read that makes sense.

https://gemini.google.com/share/6d141b742a13

Note the URL. Straight from the source.

Started Grimm’s tales today. First story: A lady in waiting screws the princess out of her husband and takes her place. Once the king figures it out he asks the fraud how she would punish a person who did such a thing.

“Throw her in a box with a buncha nails pointing inwards and drag her happy ass behind two white horses until she’s fucking dead.”

(I’m paraphrasing.)

King: 10-4. I know you’re the fraud. Have fun with your recommended sentence.

his computer says you own a gun

The fuck are you even talking about?!

See the Turtle! Ain’t he keen!

We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm…

Solid explanation. I’d only add that I see the word in fiction used to describe Europeans and Americans as expats if they’ve been overseas for years and not even working. Seems to be people who eventually mean to return home.