Sorry if this triggers “freedom lovers” but the CROWN was given by GOD to the KING.

/s just in case

Come see Rome…before Rome sees you.

When people think of banking, they want to see people dressed as Skavin…like our new hire here! You know what? He’s promoted.

I dream of a day where you’d have some kind of carriage architecture where only carriages can take you places and businesses are far apart.

Now I’m picturing the Nazgûl doing the song and dance routine. Gollum clacking his shackles together in one scene.

Can we see it?

Oh come on, like that thing doesn’t call your winky like the one ring tempted Frodo!

Deep sea Jeff. Much like regular Jeff but he’s waaaaay down there.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

Laika was clever enough to steal the rocket, and take off. The Soviets had to make up the space exploration stuff just to cover this up.

LIB-TA-TORS. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

Absolutely gorgeous. It goes to show how wonderful a space can be if you design it right.

She’s my…accountant.

Hickory smoked boner.

It’s pronounced gif.

APACHE DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES

Ah yes if there’s one thing I know about asbestos is that it’s totally safe and easy to remove!

The after picture looks so much more welcoming, clean, and active. Like the place is suddenly more alive.

I’d like to start a petition to replace all these bad boys with “deez.” For example: Deez Frau ist mit deez Hut…uhhhh…getanzt.

Goose: Hark! Lost is my mass, but look upon my fury and despair!