

DC…Trump to the moon to fix - Trump.
Stratosphere - blow all the CO2 out into space and fix global warming.
Schwarma after with friends.
Oh yeah, grab the great plastic pollution bomb in the pacific and hurl it into the sun then use fry-eyes to burn every plastic manufacturer on the planet.
Covid hit right when I was due for a mop-chop and since I’m customer-facing I got a little panicky so had a really nice trimmer with guards shipped out. I haven’t been to a barber since and frankly, I think I do a better job. My wife has to even out the back of my neck though.