I already forgot about the agressively colored pubic hair logo.

If no shield, can we have a beam laser build in to the staff to even things up with the precog.

…and some earplugs.

“no one ever saw an ape turning into a human being.”

Maybe phylogenetics then? Tells pretty much the same story and is based on measurable data.

At least this time it isn’t Lavrov

Maybe it’s meant to let the sun in and save on the heating… in… a buildind that has significant excess of… nevermind.

Is Batman really helping the poor or is he just in an endless loop of revenge where he keeps beating up and tormenting killers of his parents.

People have a tendency to disappoint. Cats don’t.

How about giving billions to those guys simulating brains of a small worms and fruit flies, so we can have very slow “brain in a bottle” that will be equally useless.

You remember those days playing Battlefield when “jihad jeep” was a viable tactic taking first contact on enemy defensive position and tanks.

Who would have known that in a decade flying version of that would become a major player in a real battlefield.

He still wants a Trump tower in Moscow

📐

Better

His Putins dick cheese. We know

Windows was enshittified decades before it was even a concept. Grandaddy of enshittification.

Sun is actually hard to reach. You need NASA. I’m sure their happy to help.

Swimming pool level deep end deep?

Oh, we haven’t even started yet. Get your popcorn ready

One time is a glitch in a democracy, second time is a beginning of the era of idiocracy

Next 4 years will be a joke.

Some universe needs to be the insane for the sane to exist.