Admiral Patrick
I’m surprisingly level-headed for being a walking knot of anxiety.
Ask me anything.
Special skills include: Knowing all the “na na na nah nah nah na” parts of the Three’s Company theme.
I also develop Tesseract UI for Lemmy/Sublinks
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Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Got my Minimal Phone today. It's DOA.English1·12 小时前I tried a true dumb phone but was breaking out my laptop too much for everyday tasks (dumb phones these days can do hotspot).
The flip phone I have runs Android 11, so I have the bare minimum necessary chat apps, email, GPS maps, and such. The main draw is that those work well enough, but anything more than that is possible but very frustrating. That’s kind of what the Minimal is about: e.g. yeah, you can watch YouTube videos on it, but you won’t want to.
Then, when the detox period is up and you’re fully off the addiction, you can get the standard phone back.
That’s kinda what I did. I used my flip like a true dumb phone for 30 days as a challenge and then un-dumbed it a little bit back to where only my basic needs were met and nothing more. I assumed I’d have rushed back to my old smartphone, but after breaking a bunch of habits, I found I didn’t really want to. Plus, I really missed T9 texting as weird as that sounds lol.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•There's one in every crowdEnglish3·12 小时前I was that guy lol
A few of my friends were in a band in college and played at a bunch of local/regional dives. I was the light and sound guy if the venue didn’t have their own, so I was at most of their shows.
It wasn’t part of their set, but they did keep Free Bird up their sleeve and would play it when someone shouted it. If no one did, I’d step up and yell “Play some Free Bird!” in my most exaggerated southern drawl.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Got my Minimal Phone today. It's DOA.English2·13 小时前Yeah the marketing for it was lost on me. I already digitally detoxed last year when I switched to the flip phone I’m currently using, so I ignored the sales pitch and just looked at it from the cool hardware perspective and mostly reasonable price.
Credit where it’s due, though: I tried unsuccessfully to just uninstall the time sink apps from my regular smartphone and always ended up just reinstalling them. It took using a device that couldn’t feasibly run those (plus a weaning-off period) for me to fully let go. Seems like that is what the marketing is trying to target.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgMto AskUSA@discuss.online•My fellow Americans, do you "touch grass" these days? (outside of essentials like work or buying food) I mean, ICE Raids are everywhere, do you even feel safe to go anywhere?English7·14 小时前For me, touching grass is pretty much quite literally that. I spend spring through autumn outside as much as I can just keeping the grass mowed, maintaining the landscaping, and generally just doing something barefoot in the dirt (or, as much as I can be on my 1/3 acre in the suburbs lol).
“Touching grass” generally just means going and doing something, anything, besides doom scrolling. Or, at least that’s how I’ve always interpreted it.
In the winter when I can’t do the literal interpretation of “touch grass”, I try to focus on my hobbies.
How do people just be so chill about all this? Am I overreacting? Are they underreacting? What even is the healthy about of fear to have?
Little bit of A, little bit of B. People around here will be quick to tell you differently, but you can’t be in fear/rage mode 24/7/365. Look for the good things that are happening. Strengthen your connections with the good people in your life. Take more naps. Unsubscribe from or hide news/politics communities for a few days or even log off of Lemmy entirely for a bit (I swear, some people here make it their mission to keep people constantly raging about something).
Focus on what you can do/change and try not to think/worry about the things you can’t (in before the usual response: no, this doesn’t mean ‘bury your head in the sand’ or forget about those things entirely).
Bottom line is you gotta take care of yourself and find a way to look away from the horrors of the world once in a while; the good is still there.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto Friendly Carnivore@dubvee.org•Carnivore Deli Mozzarella Sticks - CarnivorousChefEnglish2·16 小时前Former carnivore current lacto-ovo vegetarian except I’m lactose intolerant lol. I’ll occasionally roll the dice with cheese if the dish is tempting enough but I generally avoid dairy due to the GI distress.
A few times a year I’ll cheat and just eat whatever I want, so that’s where the cheat day list comes in. I’ll pick a few things off the list and have at it. I just added this to that haha.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto Friendly Carnivore@dubvee.org•Carnivore Deli Mozzarella Sticks - CarnivorousChefEnglish2·16 小时前I can’t eat any of that, but holy crap it looks delicious. I’ll add this to my list of candidates for my next cheat day though.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Got my Minimal Phone today. It's DOA.English2·1 天前I honestly don’t think they’d tell me, but I’d also be interested to know. Fingers crossed they have some stock on hand for the occasional replacement.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Got my Minimal Phone today. It's DOA.English4·1 天前It does have a physical keyboard, too. Sadly can’t give it much of a review given the circumstances, but it does have a good feel and seems like it would be pleasant to type on.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Got my Minimal Phone today. It's DOA.English2·1 天前Yeah, I have a ticket in with support but haven’t heard back yet. I did ask specifically about the turnaround time for a replacement. Hopefully that’s a reasonable amount of time. I definitely don’t want $400+ tied up until the next batch ships in September.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Got my Minimal Phone today. It's DOA.English20·14 小时前Mostly the e-ink display and the QWERTY keyboard.
By its nature, it’s not great for doom scrolling, TikTok, or videos (the major time sinks with most phones). Those aren’t my use-cases anyway; I’m more of a reader than a watcher so I figured this would be like a supercharged version of my Kobo (which I love) that has a physical keyboard (which I have missed terribly in smartphones).
Edit: Plus, its 4:3 e-ink display and keyboard just scream “install Termux on me!” Also planned to use it as a nice portable SSH terminal like I used to have back when smartphones had slide-out keyboards.
I’m rocking an aging Cat S22 Flip right now and have been trying to figure out what to replace it with. The Minimal Phone seemed like exactly what I wanted. Sad that it arrived DOA and am probably not going to bother replacing it; waiting weeks for something that arrives DOA is a hard thing to recover from.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Got my Minimal Phone today. It's DOA.English9·1 天前Well, I don’t even know what to say to that. Except that in Puerto Rico, a McFlurry it’s called a Señor Flurry.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•There's one in every crowdEnglish10·12 小时前I mean, she intentionally chose “Night Bird” because she knew he couldn’t play it. Even in the episode proper, she’s was trolling masterfully lol.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•There's one in every crowdEnglish3·1 天前That’s amazing. I can’t believe that’s real, lol.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•There's one in every crowdEnglish8·1 天前Eh, maybe if Riker belted it out in Spanish lol.
🎵Y en conclusion, tu eres mi ilusión 🎵
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgMto AskUSA@discuss.online•Have a happy 4th of July! Any plans for the long weekend?English5·4 天前3 day weekend, 4 days of yard work to catch up on b/c of the recent rains.
I miss the days when the obnoxious fireworks were illegal in my state :sigh:
Hell yeah. Keep me awake till 3 am with your constant “boom boom boom”, that’s gonna cost ya. The only thing that would make this story better is if after a certain threshold, they bring in armed Predator drones.
If I’m coming off a bit cranky, it’s because I’ve barely slept in 4 days.