I’m pretty sure we had HBO Now with no TV service for the last season or two of GoT

That sounds like group therapy with booze. Sounds awesome, actually.

We all need our two minutes hate.

Might make for some fun (and weird) roleplay one night after dinner with several drinks.

It’s been a long time but at my senior prom the photographer made a beauty and the beast comment, which was fair enough. My high school sweetheart is a dead ringer for Zooey Deschanel and I (am told) looked like a chubby Matthew Broderick.

I married way above my relative looks as well. Wife looks like a half puerto-rican Julia Roberts. I’ve gotten the father-daughter remark on that one before (I grayed really young, white hair by mid thirties).

This is a fantastic insult. Spot on, too.

Ugh. Nightmare fuel. Do you think he’s a decent guy?

I feel like this is the perfect meme format for maga related dumbassery.

The driveshaft wouldn’t be snapped from the downward force. It would be snapped because it’s happily spinning away at probably a couple of thousand rpm and then suddenly the rear tires make contact (assuming this is a RWD vehicle, otherwise it would be the CV joints breaking for the same reason) and try to get traction and move the car forward, but rubber is made to stick the surfaces and there would be an astounding amount of force applied along the drivetrain that was sped up to 100mph with no resistance suddenly trying to instantly accelerate from 0mph to 100mph with a very considerable amount of resistance.

It would almost certainly snap it’s driveshaft upon making contact with the ground, so maybe 15’. There are way too many variables here to come up with any kind of concrete answer, or even much of an educated guess. This would make for a fun mythbusters segment though.

Getting the shitstains out of their positions in local politics is vital.

but I can still remember

Uhh, it was “Hey everybody, I’m looking at gay porno!” and then it proceeded to spawn hundreds of internet exploder windows pointing at goatse.cx. Thank God I was at home, alone, when it got me.

he go clack, clack, clack?

Pearl Jam tried to save us.

Oh man, if just the right flesh tone flashed by at just the right part of the audio . . .

fake: anon gets number of attractive female

gay: anon drops trouser for cops

They’ve both got big cans.

I believe this is a Fiesta

It happens a lot actually