Satan == Lucifer is wrong though. Those were two concepts that got conflated together, much beyond their original meaning

Nah that’s my wife, carry on

You wouldn’t believe how much hydrogen that thing has. It would explode like an atom bomb. My people tell me it has like 2 or 3 hydrogens in it. Dunno wasn’t paying attention

Too much virility. Doesn’t look right

I thought donnie was playing a hammond solo or something, at first. Please someone photoshop that

Cowpitalism. No? I tried

Yeah water horse sounds right

Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack

Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts

Ai…what? I live in Portugal

You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

Microsoft is the computer of nintendo?

And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

I would watch an edit of the movie that only featured the physics part of it. It’s the boring part I don’t have time for

Subject matter doesn’t appeal to me much, and I’m also not very fond of the lead actor (no particular reason, he’s a great actor) If it serves as consolation I only watched like 15min of barbie, either

Age, lack of exercise, stress… I can go on

Except for Mrs. Claus! She stomps her foot and Santa gets grounded and goes to his room with his tail between his legs (yeah, they have a separate room arrangement)

Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno

Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it went over my head. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it