Uh. I’ve got some news you might not enjoy, citizen…

Oh, so Russia & N.K. already, then? Let’s not even start with Iran, et al. 👀🤌🏼

Hey, at least you know what the possessive form of “it” is. 🤓🤘🏽

The orphan killing urchin employing machine is working properly

Thanks, Napoleon. 🤦🏽‍♂️🖕🏼

But, hey, at least that child labor army can move onto more qualified work, like routing circuitry in Chinese plastic tchotchkes and mobile devices, eh? Viva la revoluçion! 😶‍🌫️

Says the Crocs© wearer. 🤢😅

That’s the whole point: Bread & Circuses, Part Duh©

Gotta love Berlin ✊🏼

Oh, so China expands to fill that void and hands out a portion to Kim Jong Ug before repainting things?

He’s gonna do it again at 11? Damn, that’s super sus.

Without the textbook.

And, when this picture was taken, I was even younger. 🤪

My luck: we’re probably related and now my karma’s fucked. 🤷🏽‍♂️

And married, too? Maaan, way to smash my dreams, girl. 😭🥹

Haven’t read much cyberpunk lit, then.

Don’t worry, we’ll just hole up in the Winchester until it all blows over. 🖖🏽

Fuck Atreyu. His whiny bitch-ass is what killed Artax. 🖕🏼😭

You didn’t even try with that one. You ok, kiddo?

Super strong A Crown of Candy vibes, fam.

That’s my takeaway as well: this whole article seems to be insinuating the underlying trope of “Democrat” as an optimistic, shortsighted believer in meritocratic head-pats, and largely unprepared for reality outside rosy-lensed mental simulations & shower arguments cheered by stadiums of grateful citizens. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Humanity’s fucked. Thanks for all the fish!