God never addressed themselves as him/her. They referred to themselves as I am.

You mean royals with cheese

Do you want to deal with glowing ones? Cause that is how you get glowing ones.

There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.

Dear Humanity… we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

And then I noticed that she was sitting on…her…sweet…can…oh just thinking about that sweet can…

Not really an HP drain. More that they apply a very weak disease that stacks the longer it is applied. If it stacks enough it begins adding other status debuffs.

At this point all the bronze coating has worn off that cheap thing.

What about a politician who sexually harasses an employee and making that employee read their erotic interspecies fan fiction.

There were never any Mario games on Dreamcast.

It helps them hang on to the underside of the Earth.

If the flow of current follows in the direction the index finger is pointing, then the the magnetic field lines will flow in the direction the middle finger is pointing, the thumb points in the direction that the force is exerted.

https://youtu.be/ySx84Ca7BFQ

Imaginary numbers are any number multiplied by the square root of negative 1, a complex number has both a real and imaginary part. 10+i is complex, 10*i is imaginary.

Don’t you have to go to New Jersey to watch any professional sports team?

So if someone wants to watch those videos on collecting all the rings in Sonic games, where might a link to said list be? You know asking for a friend.

Clermont known for Jim Bean and…a human settlement apparently.

So now the show is going to be about the civil war among the care bears about the best way to fight negativity.

So did the cop pull him out and shoot him in self defense for burning the pancakes or just shoot him because that is what cops do.

He is tired of the candidates he endorses losing so he is hedging his bet

Fruit of the loom with the cornucopia.

I don’t care how much they try to pretend that they never had the cornucopia in their logo, it is still better with it.