Don’t you wish there was a way to quit enabling these shit-kickin’ shitheads. To let them actually live what they preach, in isolation without their shitwater splashing and spilling around everywhere else.

None of their politicians asking for handouts behind closed doors and under the table, too embarrassed to admit to the voters that yes, indeed, a collective government IS extremely useful AND convenient when you need it the most, and not only when YOU need it but also when OTHERS need it, too.

But one might as well try and explain quantum mechanics to a goddamned brick wall.

You are NOT kidding here, the animation is top-notch, I have never seen this type of matter in any sort of intuitive way until now.

Then the person behind the counter looks like Larry “Bud” Melman aka Calvert DeForest, from David Letterman’s late nite era.
One face blurred out, the other a Late Nite copy-paste.

There was this one time I was looking for the matches, and they were in my hand. What I can’t remember is if I had the matches in my hand the whole time, or if I found them, grabbed them and kept on looking for them.

The statue may remain in place, but only if Mister Arthur Fonzerelli apologizes in public.

“I’m so-w-w-w-w-wrr…”
What was that, Mister Fonzerelli?
“I said I was so-w-w-w-w-wrr…”

Yeah, it’s sooooo funny… it’s heeeeeeel-larious! I don’t know about you, but I for one can’t stop laughing!

The way language is used or abused creates patterns in the mind.
I strongly suspect that this way of using language is not healthy at all, for an individual nor for a community.

Then there is also all those mediocre non-voters who empowered by default the motivated-by-hysteria, toxic dregs of society, up and down Main St. and deep within their communities and suburbs.

This, like so many other cruel unnecessary things, could have been easily avoided.
“But… but… muh puriteh! bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe”
vOtE fOr A wOmAn? mE?!! wHeN PIGS FLY!!!

The mental gymnastics so many non-voters use to convince themselves that their lazy mediocrity is not a HUGE part of the problem. They exert a hundred times the energy to stab themselves in the chest with a rusty knife, and as gangrene sets in, they fancy themselves as hero martyrs, because they so bravely did nothing of value to stop this. Useless deadweight flakes that they are.

2 - 6 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 8 - 5.
The wedges you can keep.

The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!

Did you just decohere Yoshio Nishina?!!
Go to your room, before you collapse any more wave functions.
And no Green Tea Kit Kats for you tonight.

Japan has been in the thick of quantum physics research since very near the beginning. Look up the name “Yoshio Nishina”.

Hard men create strong times.
Strong times create hard soft.
Hard soft creates confused hard men.
Confused hard soft create man times.
Hard men create harder men.
Men create man hard soft times for men
who are not soft but actually quite hard.

“An empire will rise”
“An empire will fall”
“War will break out in the Middle East”
“The Boston Red Sox will win a World Series”

OMG, was this man a wizard or what?!!

Then by year two of his lockdown, Newton was inserting a tiny lever under his own eyeball, inside the eye socket, to try and figure out how the eye captures and processes light.

What time is it?
It’s Beer O’clock!

Wainscoting. Sounds like… a little Dorset village. Wainscoting.

Oh, we’ve been getting some lovely heirloom tomatoes in a few stores my town since a couple of years ago.

Or how about this with cherry tomatoes:

1. Cut in half a couple dozen, place them in a tray with high walls.
2. Sprinkle with olive oil, salt (I use Lawry’s Seasoned) and crack some pepper on top.
3. Heat them in a toaster oven until they start to caramelize.
4. Put a couple of large handfuls of baby spinach with sliced red onion, pour more olive oil, toss and put back into toaster oven.
5. Toss with pincers every couple of minutes until the spinach becomes dehydrated and concentrated.
6. Stuff into a sandwich like a grilled cheese, or a quesadilla.

…unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.

What would happen if you did the equivalent of feeding your A.I. a healthy diet, then run a parallel system and fed it only burgers and pizza and Doritos?