Try sitting on an Amsterdammertje

We’re all gonna be drinking from the hose and eating peanut butter sandwiches out of aluminium foil wrappers like a bunch of gen-x kids.

Yeah I totally get it, I think the marketing did the film dirty and the pedigree of the actors and director didn’t help either plus all of the oscar nominations made people expect something different. It’s a very melodramatic and campy film, in the original script Daniel throws Eli down the bowling alley to knock down the pins after killing him.

I get where you’re coming from. There will be Blood is based on an Upton Sinclair novel, Upton Sinclair was a staunch socialist and this could be felt in his writing. The film is a send-up of American exceptionalism. Daniel Plainview literally pulls himself up by his bootstraps. In my opinion it’s an amazing comedy

Yes, but it took her incredibly long and she didn’t accept any help

That’s when a couple of bros split off into a new room but you can still hear them banging through the wall.

Defending yourself in court doesn’t count as being self employed.

You’re already this sleazy and not even out of law school yet, you’ll make an excellent lawyer.

After JD fucked the plant Elon interviewed it, when the cum stained plant was unable to justify it’s job Elon demanded its removal from the white house. Soon after ICE discovered the plant was not a species native to North America and had it shipped to Guantanamo Bay where it is now receiving conjugal visits from Mr. Vance.

And then an old Japanese man walked in and yelled: “Oh my god, they know how to use chopsticks!” Then an elderly Japanese woman burst through the window and asked: “Do you know about Japan’s four seasons?!” You just nodded and took a bite of kimchi. Then from under the table popped a Korean lady and she yelled: “They know about kimchi!” And then a bunch of Chinese uncles fell from the ceiling and yelled: “Wow, you blend in so well!” This caught you off guard and you dropped one of your chopsticks. You then ate some rice with your hands and out of nowhere came a bunch of Ethiopians. The Ethiopians started going wild and yelled: “They didn’t touch their lips with their fingers!!!” At this point the old British guy keeled over and died from culture shock.

Ethereum is a petroleum based lube used in gay porn. When multiple dudes double dock during an orgy, that’s called a block chain. The ethereum on their foreskins creates an immutable ledger.

And that’s exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

He’ll probably figure it out on his deathbed if you’re lucky

The American Revolution inspired the French Revolution, hopefully the French Revolution can inspire an American Revolution.

Bro, you should become a boxer. The amount of force you could generate with those feet would be insane.

Here are some more fun facts about driving blind, the car horn can be used for echolocation and the exhaust pipe fits a cane to see if there are drivers behind you.

Because these people often don’t want to pirate. In Germany the government now fines you for piracy, using a common VPN isn’t enough anymore. Then there are other factors such as remasters and changes.

Fight Club, The Matrix, The Terminator and Star Wars are all popular films but there are several versions out there with different color grades and special effects. So I completely understand why this subset of people would want to keep their version of the movie.

I’d recommend separate computers

Kala namak and processed egg whites from a bottle. We’re heading towards a dystopian future

Keep sitting on those goose eggs, when they hatch and you attack with your goose army they’ll all be sorry.