

In all seriousness, what do I do? Stop talking to her? Talk to her? Be her friend despite it?
Find her father, seduce him, become pregnant with his child, cause him to divorce his wife, forever remind your “friend” that you are her mother now, cut her out of the will, watch her become destitute, laugh at her as she ages prematurely from stress.
Don’t worry he’ll come back to life in three days