I’m sorry but. The. Bed. Never. Ever. Happened. I will die on this molehill.

I used to loooooooooove making fun of people’s names… and I was shamefully old and very gay before I realized I was [saying it’s ok to be] picking on people for something they were essentially born with, over which they had no control, and which will be a strong part of their identity.

All. The. Cars. Look. The. Same. It. Is. Like. The. 1940s. Right. Now.

I’d love to see some sarcastic/ironic eye candy on this figurative and literal highway to hell.

Wrong. ↑ This is propaganda from the radical leftist Biden regime.

The government and businesses made reforms so that capitalism doesn’t do that anymore. Imagine what kind of hellscape this place’d be if they hadn’t changed when they realized how much human suffering and planetary destruction they were about to cause lmao.

Editing to add that this is sarcasm. Can you imagine “radical leftist Biden”? 😂

says “Gesundheit” Archedly

notorious for infidelity

What does this part mean?

Satan up early this morning

It is a happy coincidence that the evening before the 1970s began, at 4pm Pacific, they decided to invent UNIX.