largerfather [he/him]

s’all about precision bro https://www.jacklynch.net/Writing/p.html#precision

fr, give me your knowledge, lil big one

i only play songs off the cia torture playlist

over the last few years i’ve gotten legitimately good at guitar. it has made me less eager to throw hands for fear of fuckin up my money makers. so indeed i’d probably use my foots and toes more in a fight. not that injuring my legs would be much better (i cook with my lower limbs) but yeah

imagine having a frame of reference so small that you consider this film one of the BEST of all time. pitiful

it’s not even good. in fact, it’s actively bad

i was the one who sent that ship into the river backward. my bad!

kids menu

what’s the ID

i wish my wife and i could poop together in the same room comfortably

make ur resume look weirder

take the L here mikey

we fuckin suck

better than inventing The Bear

see also: the josh gottenheimer for congress ad where he’s a jacked boxer fighting Trump

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WnTLUYmYfRI

man’s man right there

not the highest approval rating atm but pretty close https://news.gallup.com/poll/203198/presidential-approval-ratings-donald-trump.aspx