Mayor Poopington

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Scruffy’s gonna get one of them $300 haircuts. This one’s lost its pizzazz.

Weird, my GI doctor said the same thing

I have no issues with piracy, but streaming pirated materials is just dumb. Streaming pirated materials of a company that is known for being litigious? Just put your whole dick in the wasp nest.

That’s why this is funny.

Zoinks!

Wait until you hear about what they do to baby seals! So adorable!

Go read the directions on a box of jello, my guy

ugh don’t get my hopes up

I thought that was the butt monkey guy!

He’s also the guy that said having sex with women is gay. Real charmer, that one

Probably because most people don’t speak Ukrainian

I want that “yep” button to be standard

I prefer the 100m, myself

Exactly this. They transported someone, they filled out a PCR for billing to send to insurance and the patient.

Sometimes I need food fast

I have a tortilla pocket on my cargo shorts. It’s where I keep all my tortillas.

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

So that means people voted pro choice and still voted for the guy that will enact a federal ban

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static