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I’m sure there’s other kinds but the most common Chinese sausage found in the States is cured and has a decent amount of sugar, which is probably a big contributor to it’s stability. It’s nice to have around the house, since it holds forever and can be used in a lot of different ways. It’s great as a breakfast meat. You can steam it with rice to reconstitute it. I like it in pan fried noodles or the sausage rolls from the Chinese bakery. It’s even served well in non-traditional roles like spaghetti carbonara. Grab some next time you’re at the Asian grocer.

It’s funny how everyone criticizes Obama for drone strikes, but but almost no one mentions the fact that Trump’s numbers were way higher before he decided to stop reporting them at all. President of Peace, my ass.

Yeah, no one should actually be fucking Elon

TIL. I always assumed doge coin was his thing since he seemed to promote so much. Either way, these guys are insufferable nerds.

Edit: I just read he actually referred to himself as the “Dogefather.” Fucking cringe.

Also, fuck that guy.

Edit: and by ‘that guy’ I mean Ramaswamy. Fuck Musk too.

100% Musk’s idea. Because he doesn’t think the other 8 billion humans on the planet are real people and none of this is of any real consequence to him.

Hope you’re a millionaire. It’s expensive to just exist there.

Average temp of tanning beds is 75° Fahrenheit, but they can go up to 86°. If that thing was on all weekend, I can’t imagine how disgusting things were by Monday.

M-E-T-H-O-D maaAN!

Why doesn’t he just use the presidential weather machine against his enemies? Wouldn’t he get the keys to it during transition?

You know, they say repetition is a proven way to get people to believe anything.

Director of Chrono Trigger, Takashi Tokita, directed Live a Live the year prior. Definitely a throughline there.