My soul? Shit, I already gave that up to our corporate overlords. Best I can afford is the $12.71 they gave my wife when I died.

If it functions like the headline suggests;

It’s for when you’re already on the phone with them, if they start asking for your name, address and social security number the systems says “scam detected”.

I know their article is bogus, but I could see some one trying claiming this…

“Omg this peanut butter didn’t say it contained peanut butter, so I thought it was safe for little Billy. Now he’s dead and its all their fault for not labeling the peanut butter properly”

standardebooks.org is a great site for reading classics.

They make very nicely formated ebooks for our enjoyment. Defiantly better than the wall of text you’ll get from the .txt version or a lazily converted ebub.

LPT: label the unique power bricks/cords when you get them.

Use a piece of white tape, a silver marker or get a cheap $20 label printer at Walmart.

Last time I was gifted socks…they were the wrong one (somehow, I get my socks from Walmart, so I’m not too picky, or so I thought). I’m pretty sure it was an amazon special - anyways now I tell everyone I’m super picky about socks or that I have 20 pairs already.

“Oh my god! A kid drew a g*n! Call the police, call the swat team, call CPS, kick him out of school to save us all!!!”

And that is why we can’t have nice things anymore.

My brain: 9 years ago? So 2007 right?

No that’s 2015 :'(

Never, apparently I’m one of today’s Lucky 10,000

But do you have magic box where the beige happens?

the 3rd road; Be awkward by making random noises.

I found a solid metal strainer, not mesh for my sink. Holds up forever and much easier to clean. Even if you have a disposal, its not great to just dump everything down the drain [citation needed]. You especially want to catch things like small bones and forks.

The disposals seem common enough, a lot older/outdated homes don’t have them. I have no idea what they’re putting into new houses and renovations.

Never had an under the sink mess like you describe, maybe yours just had a small leak?

I always liked Qui-Gon.

A Jedi who was always true to his faith in the force and never fell into to the politics of the order.

talent shows for sure real.

Take your kid to work seems to have decreased as people realized it really only (safely) works out for office jobs, and trying to entertain a child and get work done is no small feat.

I’ve never seen a career day where you bring your parent to school to talk about their jobs.

Linux … you guys make money spying?

🎼Yum yum paste! 🎵

🎶I love to eat paste!🎶

🎵It’s got a great taste!🎵

🎼Yum yum paste! 🎵

🎶I love to eat paste!🎶

🎵It’s got a great taste!🎵

🎼Yum yum paste! 🎵

🎶I love to eat paste!🎶

🎵It’s got a great taste!🎵

Probably 10 minutes, but by that point they had to double down for the shareholders and as long as everyone copied, they were good.