How come finding this as the first thing on my feed feels like an omen?

As a fellow Texan this was the absolute LAST thing I expected to hear so color me impressed as well!

I got plenty of pictures of this guy to get the trend going here I think lol 😅

You made him as regal as he acts!!! I love it 🥰 😻

It’s a daily struggle having to tell him no more food 😭

His opponent dropped out when Ty booped them off a different ledge.

Feelings and imagination, and the eternal struggle between the two.

Willem Dafoe looking up gif

Because a lot of us (am American much to my dismay) are total fucking idiots ruining it for the rest of us 😂

We all know Elon would be wearing his Neckbeard Neo getup cause he’s such a fucking tool

Ahoy there!!

I look at this picture and I see no criminal

He better run for cover before those things explode.

I mean it cut from the heil to a roaring crowd of loyal followers, so I don’t think they care.