It’s just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties

She ate

Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you’re hanging out with ants

That’s my favorite part 😆

Nation State bad

Liechtenstein bad Maldives bad Seychelles bad Bahrain bad Etc.

Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you’re bastard people

I’m gonna go home and bite my pillow

“Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” (slams phone into receiver)

Try fresh-squeezed instead of concentrate

The turtles are not safe from Python

“all I can think about when I see clips from this movie is the fact the director said they had to paint out Sigourney Weaver’s bush hair. Personally, I think she should’ve kept it - she was supposed to be stuck on that ship for weeks. Of course you would have overgrown pubic hair.”

Penis… avarice?

Let’s see what Mage Hand does on this boyo

It is too much work. The problem is the system, not you. I know that’s not a helpful answer 😓

Relatable 😩

May I exit

Perception check passed, grandma

I’m no longer watching and am now chilling

Why does it have a little barrel of brandy around its neck

I think this person is just noting that only one animal here is referred to by its non-English name, and wondering why, since presumably all these animals have indigenous names

I didn’t know these fun facts about animals using drugs! Neat