I never played Dragon Quest, but these remakes make me very hopeful that we’ll see a Chrono Trigger remake similar to these.

Oh yeah I forgot that one.

I watched someone stream it and freaked out that they grouped 10 trolls

Does offering a horse in exchange for a happy ending count as rape?

Or the many times he offered his sperm?

“Has anyone tried eating birds with the flu raw?” -RFK Jr.

Nah I bet he’ll accept bribes like last term.

If the price of a Switch 2 or PS6 goes up 30%, they’ll probably pull a Kroger and mark up 40%. Plus resale prices will go up too. It’ll probably work out for them.

“It’s the liberal Democrat policies in California that have cause the woke food shortage.” -Donald Trump after mass deportations “Makes sense.” -average American voter.

I imagine it all depends on how pretty Erdogan tells Trump he is.

Ah the “peace in Afghanistan” approach.

Trump beat him to it.

I think B2EMO will get uploaded into K2.

US sanctions may try to stop Russia from using statlink, but they’re using it anyway.

Plus the fact that Musk regularly talks with Putin really makes this whole thing quack and waddle.

I’m sure the drooling, wheel-chair bound, multiple hamburder based stroke Supreme Lord Trump is going to legitimately win 113% of the vote in 2028.

Didn’t he do that already?

That’s my primary hope. Musk and Peter Thiel have hated each other since the PayPal days, and I’m hoping the Thiel picked administration members butt heads with the Trump/Musk campaign and nothing gets done because they’ll act like backstabby high schoolers.

I’ll be able to vote in a primary next time

Yup. 57% of Florida voted to protect abortion, and 56% voted for Trump.

But he does have a monopoly on his fan base. Hopefully the hamburder in his veins requires a scramble for a new king and none of his court can agree who should have the crown and the crowd rejects them anyway.