Your explanation doesn’t make me less amused but is interesting

Lol “supposed to”

Tell me another joke

You can, but why use zen if you don’t care about vtabs?

Weird take. Web browsers are document display systems that got a bunch built on top of them. Old websites are just documents. Web browsers are meant to render them. New websites are a single html entry point that hands all website construction to JavaScript which then creates a fake document in memory for the web browser to render.

Which one is the convoluted, hard to implement and support one?

Concrete example: NYTimes website is literally a giant document. It could be pure html and lose nothing by being rendered on the server side…except capitalism. So it can’t be a document because the NYTimes needs to extract a reliable and consistent money stream from people, which means it needs to be enforced (according to them) and thus JavaScript.

It’s clearly the dildo on the end of a fucking machine. Look you can see the piston on the left.

I honestly don’t know what point you meant to make but with the tone, all I personally took from this was “get off my lawn, you damn foreign brats”

This is a school, there no way the campus bus system has stops 1 km apart. More like every other block.

That’s what you want to fix? Companies trying new monetization strats?

Yeah, if they built cars people don’t want with batteries smaller than people want to buy, the wheels could just be as bad as normal cars.

If everyone had switched to driving corollas and civics in the year 1990, we would have less micro plastics and a way cooler environment but… people hate each other and don’t give a fuck.

Lol at “landfill” being different from “dumped into nature” in your brain

How is called virtue signaling

Why?

You mean completely legally forcing entry to a home thats near the one they had a warrant for and dispatching a hostile terrorist baby with an ak-47-shaped pacifier?

That is sound advice, the cops will likely not arrive in time and if they do they might shoot me.

Not zero. In the same way I’m sure
more than zero of the folks wearing swastikas 90 years ago were good. But the odds are low enough it’s not worth the energy.

He’s a cop, why shouldn’t we be implying he likely beats the shit out of anyone he can?

That area of the state is climate hell. The only stories that come out of that part of the state are anti-liberal militia stories.

And wildfires.

The additional incremental emissions are tiny relative to a new car. If we could convince the entire planet to keep cars for 30 years (jk only rich countries need convincing) the world would be a better place.

I’ll add that with how streets are in the US, even new cars are not getting good milage. Mine is much newer but when my longest drive is like 20 miles and most of my time is <5 mile drives on surface streets…I get about 20 mpg…same as my car from the 90s.

Did you even read what you linked?

Sex

The answer for what will humans do with this object is inevitably sex.