To be honest, this kind of feels to me like the boss was just looking for an excuse to not have to pay workers.

Went through the first half of your post confused; couldn’t remember when Indiana Jones was ever a substitute teacher :V

Musk went on to clarify that that temporary hardship is currently projected to last just 4 short years.

Well yeah, those medical records are being audited by the IRS and everyone knows you can’t release them when they’re under audit. I mean, sure, everyone else can, but Trump’s under extra-special audit.

“That’s how I found my wife!” said divorced man with a restraining order.

Previously, people could vote for a new mob each year. It was constantly made fun of because either the mobs people could vote for were so tepid they didn’t care or they were all so interesting people were annoyed they couldn’t all be added. Couple this with people claiming that the “worst” option was picked after each vote, and that the mob vote replaced what used to be a yearly “biome vote” (which was like the mob vote, but significantly bigger in scale and much more liked by the community), and the mob vote was never especially popular (though it did help the community feel engaged with the game to a greater degree).

I personally feel Ranma works better as an allegory for trans-male since that’s what Ranma always identifies as, but for an anime that old it’s still amazing that it exists.

“Apologies, I misspoke. If he’s willing to get off on the couch.”

There’s not much I miss about Reddit, but one of those things is a proper community to put jokes that have been run into the ground. The unnecessary arrow is one thing, but then the second reaction image really kill the otherwise mildly amusing joke.

Before I decide… do the wolves use Windows?

The Supreme Court call that “compelling”

After a crushing electoral defeat in 2018, one senior opposition politician told the Financial Times how he had spent the night in a “humble home” to learn what it was like, proudly showing pictures he had taken on his mobile phone.

“After I returned to Mexico City, it struck me that perhaps my maid lived in a similar sort of home, so I showed her the photos and sure enough it turned out that her home was very similar,” he beamed.

This… this is probably the single most out-of-touch thing I’d ever rich. A rich dude took pictures of a normal house, and then bragged to his maid that he went there.

I can’t decide if my disgust is greater than my amusement in knowing there’s no way Russia would bother delivering those letters regardless.

Said the parents: “Over my child’s dead body!”

I attended BYU-I in person for three years. There was a lot of dumb s### that happened there, but I can say with confidence this wasn’t one of them. To not be a buzzkill though, I’ll share an actual saying that people use around campus: “BYU I do.” Because like 80-90% of students there expect to be married by the time they graduate.

No pickaxe? How are you supposed to upgrade to stone now?

To save people from having to squint at the small text; top chart is measured in seconds, bottom chart is measured in days.