Fuck that’s probably righteous compost by now

His mom has pretty good tang though 👀👀

Rent has actually been going down in my area for the last few years, and they pay me enough that I can do stuff for like the elderly or the impoverished for drastically reduced rates. So I’m good with it.

Leave it to lemmings to make even Robin Hood-ing landlords into something bad 😂

If you can do stuff, literally just on the Thumbtack app lmfao landlords get on there when they need repairs done, so I do them and they pay whatever I want. I fleeced landlords to the tune of like $2000 last week, only worked 3 days.

Then when I get honest hardworking customers, I cut them a break. The landlords subsidize the regular people.

I started my own business where I get to take advantage of landlords 🥲 it’s pretty much my dream

Imagine being so bad at business that you bankrupt a casino 3 times in a row

Don’t fuck with me about David Bowie 😭

Lore accurate Jonestown reference? NICE

Yes surely the answer to government overreach is letting the government decide who can have kids.

You’re a moron.

I got a report that this post breaks community rules. I’m not sure it necessarily does, and having written the rules myself I feel like I would know. So I’m leaving this post up.

I will say that despite my love for the herb, playing Marijuana Plant Johnson would be bad for many reasons. Ecological disasterpiece. Terrible weed. Fuck up your neighbors crop.

Please grow responsibly.

Trump federally legalized “psychoactive hemp” with the 2018 farm bill.

Still, I’m ready to get Ruby Ridged if the feds come for my plants.

Short term rentals fucked up the housing market.

I used to work at Deere, boy howdy lemme tell ya what those are some fucking Trump loving dudes out here.

Is the 6B on the table?

Beautiful plant, especially for your first grow wow! How do you like the cabinet?

Wait take Illinois too we’re good with it I promise

Regardless of our differences in garbage strategy, surely we can at least agree that threatening to decapitate someone for using your garbage can is, at the very best, completely insane.

Yes, I’ve been doing it for years. It actually seems ridiculous to me that not bagging your garbage would lead to them not picking it up, but so does the idea of a private garbage corporation. The city picks mine up. They never complain and I never find my garbage in the streets. I’ve never seen them drop any recyclables either, and basically everyone in my neighborhood recycles at least to some degree.

My household also don’t throw much away. We compost nearly 100% of our food and pet wastes and most of our cardboard and paper, avoid single use plastics, and recycle. Usually our inside bin doesn’t even fill up week to week.

I have a compost bin in my kitchen, it gets pretty gnarly sometimes if I don’t take it out for a couple days.

I also don’t use garbage bags at all, the garbage can literally exists to hold garbage what the fuck are these people on about 😂 I hose mine out after trash pickup.

Imagine being so utterly Babylon that you threaten violent death on someone for using your garbage can. These people are lunatics.

We need fewer corporate farms, which are dirty as fuck now let alone after they gut the USDA. I hope that they lose their family farm to two gay dudes from Vermont who got really into organic gardening and decided to cash in their b&b for corgis to start growing high quality produce right here in America’s heartland.