That one’s a deal breaker. Never getting in an Tesla again. And yes, that means a lot of taxi cabs 🤷‍♂️🙄

Oof, this one sounds serious 🙄

Tesla bootlicker go brrrrr 🤣

Come on, Russian money wasn’t involved in …

Oh

OHH

I hope they’re married. I hope they got married to each other AT that church 💪🖕🤟

Ooh! The date for Shut The Fuck UP About Black Friday Deals is NOW UNTIL GROUNDHOGS DAY

I’m calling you an idiot for waiting until now to fill up on it , that’s for damn sure. Been watching the country dEsCeNd for 30y & only today decided you’d had enough huh? Passport office go hurrrr

But you’re not gonna give up. You just feel like you are.

If you were gonna give up, you’d have done it the first time, but ya didn’t. There’s something in you that whispers NO FUCKIN WAY AM I GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT

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Well, that’s fair. Sorry

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Trump smells like that PLUS diaper urine smell, so: nice try

IIRC this move also made LGBTQ+ issues politically sensitive, which, yknow, big if true

Trump gave the names of CIA agents to Putin & then a bunch of them got killed. TRAITOR.

Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU VANCE

tbh it looks like an AI broke this down slightly & reconstructed it

No. No talk like that, good god. No reason to work yourself into some fever. Only reason to know what you’re up against. Only reason to know how things usually go. Chill those hands and quell those words.

Which Disney apparently sort of did on their own, but now they’re funding news stories about an employee who went rogue ! Ha see Disney isn’t at fault!! Right?! 🙃

This is a collect call from: MOMCOMEPICKMEUP IMOUTSIDETHEHELIOPAUSE, do you accept the charges?