How does this guy fold a blanket?

Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.

Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.

But this? This is a crime.

This reminds me of the scene from the Leftovers where, after scanning his face, Kevin must also scan his penis to access a secure door.

https://youtu.be/0zu4XlM_89s?feature=shared

How long were they broadcasting without a tower?

How were they not already aware that there was dead air? Was anyone out there even listening in the first place?

Lamorne Morris was great in the latest season of Fargo.

You’ve got to be a real lazy piece of shit to not do the dishes before you leave for a vacation.

Looks great, but the pepperoni should be inside the pie, not on top.

Also, Jon Stewart is wrong in that Daily Show video and doesn’t know wtf he’s talking about - Chicago deep dish pizza doesn’t have cold sauce on it, and he’s a moron for suggesting it does.

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Nah, you can still get Sudafed with the pseudoephedrine in it, you just have to ask the pharmacist for it. And they will probably treat you like a criminal and ask for your ID to purchase it.

Switch? I never left!

I haven’t gotten a good fear boner in a while, honestly.

I thought this was extra rich coming from the woman who won’t even use her real first name (Nimarata) because she fears backlash among her racist, shitbag supporters.