Goddam it, is this what did it? I’m seventy-five years old for Chrissakes!

Am American. Used to have to get those eggs out from under the chickens who wanted to sit on them and get the shit pecked out of me before school everyday.

I knew it would happen again the other month, when I was reporting on white-collar workers who secretly juggle multiple full-time jobs. Overemployment, as the phenomenon is known, violates society’s implicit norms of loyalty to one’s employer more flagrantly than anything else I’ve encountered. But when I asked these overemployed professionals whether they felt bad that they were essentially cheating on their bosses…

What the fucking fuck? This guy actually articulated this thought as if it were rational?

Am I living in Crazyworld?

Narrator: He was.