Farid

I can understand not liking the genres or having different stylistic preferences, but saying that new Mario games are shovelware? Have you played them? SMB Wonder was the most fun my brother and I have had playing a platformer in like 20 years. The game is full of creativity, almost every level introduces a new game mechanic that could easily be its own game.

My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I’m merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.

For a second I thought that was Sundar Pichai.

In Sega Genesis/Mega Drive Aladdin in several levels in the beginning you have go forward a bit and then return back to the start to find the secret. Needles to say, it also messed me up for life.

When somebody says they like Proton:

It’s been 4 whole hours and lemmings haven’t suggested Jellyfin or Navidrome or something yet?!

Rich are food. Not friends!

Why is the dpad censored?

The meme requires that it at least has “which is nice” phrase at the end. But preferably, the entire “So I’ve got that going for me. Which is nice.” sentence.

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Not sure what’s the idiom with “fridge” in it.

Technically, there’s a bundle that includes the game for $50.

My two favorite malaphors:

• It’s not rocket surgery.
• We will burn that bridge when we get to it.

But the sale numbers are probably much higher nowadays, so it would be feasible to sell games for cheaper. But why would they? People are gonna buy them anyway. Those who won’t will get them on a sale later.

I’ll be waiting for the Tinfoil discount.

I honestly don’t see this changing any time soon because there are biological incentives behind both stereotypes. And, anecdotally, my gf (40+) will pout if in some context I refer to her as a woman, and be like “noooo, I’m a girl… :(”. Semi-jokingly, of course, but only semi.

Stereotypically, women always strive to look as young as possible, so calling one a girl can be seen as a compliment. While men, stereotypically strive to appear mature, hence calling one a boy can be considered an insult.

I remember this joke usually involving eggs. But I suppose that had to be changed, for reasons.

Right? It will probably mostly impact poor people, so who cares!